Dog Finder

Um, hello, pardon me, but do you want to be my friend? I hate to be a bother and I can see you're very busy but I'm getting awful lonely in here and think it's time I became your full time snuggler and food taster. Sometimes I get overlooked because I'm not good at tooting my own horn, but I think I'd make an excellent best friend. So, in conclusion, please let's go to the next step and move in together!